14 oktober 2005

Yogi Berra

Mine yndlings Yogi Berra citater:

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I didn't really say everything I said."
"I'd say he's done more than that." -- When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.
"I made a wrong mistake."
"If you come to a crossroad, take it."
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"This is like deja vu all over again."

1 kommentar:

Frank Lund sagde ...

Jeg kan anbefale lidt fra samme skuffe
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/oxymoron-p1.php