Facebookcitater

På Facebook kan man indsætte yndlingscitater i sin profilside, og jeg har efterhånden fået samlet mig en god portion. Her er mine yndlingscitater:

"Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion, are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?" -George Carlin "Alle, som overhovedet kán finde på noget, har pligt til at gøre korte historier lange" -Thomas Winding "Man skal ikke kaste med Nikolaj Steen hvis man selv går på Jazzhouse" -Anders "Rasta" Pedersen "Det' jo det vi har hinanden til - holde om og holde af" -Anne Linnet "You say 'erbs, we say herbs, because there's a fucking h in it" -Eddie Izzard "Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters too" -John Mayer "The Cure ér dårlige" -Christian Achton Friis "The industry of my life's passion has been hijacked by a 13 year old boy in a Dream Theater t-shirt - hocking a loogy from a monster truck." (om Mike Portnoy) -Steve Bowman "On bass, Victor bailey. He just returned from working with Madonna. It's so nice to have him back in the music business". -Joe Zawinul "You look like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" -Laurence Fishburne "The coolest person we've ever had on the show" -Dave Letterman (om Esperanza Spalding)